a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like blood.it in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.
by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008
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Man: damn it woman! The correct spelling is oestrogen. The o is silent. Now go to the ladies room and smoke a tampon or whatever!
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by BDT December 14, 2004
Get the OES mug.When you turn on a lamp or a light switch and an electric monster comes out and attacks people, and only eats people with short spiky hair and bushy eye brows.
by PrettyFlyForAWi-Fi September 12, 2011
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by _Cress_ November 29, 2021
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Oesshini is very smart and is probably the most talented person in any situation. They're the sort of person who would randomly know something that WILL save your life. They may act like they're tough, but inside they're the softest cutest most beautiful and adorable thing ever. The best way to describe them would be as a devilish angel.
Devilish by deposition but an angel inside and out.
They're a hopeless romantic and wanna be given love sometimes, but give the their space.
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Oesshini is very smart and is probably the most talented person in any situation. They're the sort of person who would randomly know something that WILL save your life. They may act like they're tough, but inside they're the softest cutest most beautiful and adorable thing ever. The best way to describe them would be as a devilish angel.
Devilish by deposition but an angel inside and out.
They're a hopeless romantic and wanna be given love sometimes, but give the their space.
All in all, Oesshini is the best person ever. And I'm 100% sure no one can disagree (if they do, they're wrong)
Have you met someone who is cute, smart, insanely talented and a tad bit wild?
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by rayofrainbow December 7, 2021
Get the Oesshini mug.The Breakfast of fuck-ups : not for everyone every day but certainly everyone at least once. A breakfast of bad ideas one eats early in the morning then shits throughout the day in a series of missteps and failures like : flat tires, lost car keys, broken friendships, tax audits and fist fights over low-priced household goods or parking spaces. Always to be avoided.
Evan: That's a girl's jacket.
Tucker: Huh ?
Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.
Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?
Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
Tucker: Huh ?
Evan: The zipper and buttons. They're on the wrong side. It's a woman's jacket. You're wearing a woman's jacket.
Tucker: ....I got it at a consignment store; I honestly did not know. Will you run me down with your car, please ?
Evan: After I send this picture around I will. You ate a Big Bowl of Mistake-i-oes for Breakfast !
Tucker: Make it look like an accident.
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