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The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).
Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.
by BluePine7 December 5, 2012
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obtuse nob

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.
by Stuart K December 14, 2008
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
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Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse
isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor
by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023
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Purposefully obtuse

When you ask questions or do something, just for the sake of doing it without any real purpose.
the child was asking so many questions his friend said he was being purposefully obtuse
by anonymous March 15, 2023
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full obtuse

Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.
We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.
by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016
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Obtuse Angle

90 to 180 an angle is obtuse
This angle is kinda fat it’s got a big caboose
Jimbo’s caboose was 142 degrees, so it’s an obtuse angle
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