Speed-o-Shit

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.

Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.

by Titobanana September 15, 2013

cart-o-shit

when you find a hiden cart of random trash that someone has hidden, to get out of cleaning it up.

Hey, what's that?

Oh, it's just another cart-o-shit left from task time today.

by momma kk June 6, 2010

Sack o' Shit

The character in all of my definitions that Sodomy Boy absolutely despises, yet still seems to always be around.

Hey Sodomy Boy!

Fuck off Sack o' Shit

No seriously!

I will fucking kill you Sack o' Shit.

by Sodomy Boy October 27, 2010

o shit

when you see a girl from far away and think she looks fine but then as she gets closer she looks like a gremlin

Logan- "OOOOOO look at that bitch!"
Cody- "hold up shes gettin closer"
logan- "SHIT shes ugly as fuck!"
Cody- "O shit we gotta go man"

by OnlyRiDeN24's October 13, 2006

Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

croc'o shit

When somebody tells you something that is a bold-faced lie.

When my baby mama said the baby was mine, I told her that was a croc'o shit.

by ALicia May April 15, 2008

o shid

o shid is a word used for little kids on COD or in real life so they can sound cool or idiotic like their sense of humor.

o shid i tink dat i didn do meh hoemwark boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

o shid reali? o shid u betr do it now

by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017