kick in the nuts

it not a joke you may need to call life alert

i just got a kick in the nuts and I have fallen and cant get up

by matt sheppardd November 2, 2018

buffalo nuts

Noah Evans's balls that are hairier then a buffalo's scrotum and he could donate his pubes to people who need hair on their head. And to this day he still has the hairiest balls in the area.

Buffalo Nuts go stick your finger up your butt.

by team anal May 5, 2014

My fat fucking nuts

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts

Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts

by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

Think Fast Chuckle Nuts

My favorite meme involving scout. It involves a cringe video interrupted by scout with the phrase "Think Fast Chuckle Nuts" followed by a flash bang. In one variation of the meme the flashbang is caught

scout:Think Fast Chuckle Nuts
pyro:*catches flashbang & yeets*

by raybeez February 19, 2022

No dick, no nuts

in genuine, earnest intent; not kidding or joking.

Guys! Jimmy drank so much milk that he puked a gallon! No dick, no nuts -- A GALLON!

by whamcity August 29, 2012

Leave the nuts hanging out

Another name of sex or intercourse. When the male inserts his penis into his partner to were the only visible thing is his balls hanging.

Dan:"I got with that girl from the party last night"
Joe:"you leave the nuts hanging out"
Dan:"Damn right"

by Bishop Gains June 18, 2014

Dietz Nuts

A brand of nuts. It comes in multiple forms including meat nuts.

Person 1: Hey dude you want some of dietz nuts?
Person 2: What???
Person 1: Yeah, you want some of dietz meaty nuts in your mouth?

by cockulus the endless September 7, 2021