Nutella Man

Offensive term for black people.

Have you seen the Nutella Man who moved in next door?
or
Officer, arrest that nutella man!

by MBKek July 25, 2017

Nutella Bella

Nutella Bella or "Nubella" is the term used after anal sex where the end of the male genitalia (bell) has been covered in the delicious chocolate spread of nutella (In this context shit) creating a Nutella Bella.

A young man has just had his first encounter of anal sex unfortunatly his partner had forgotten to Anally douche.

"Crikey, there's poop on me bell!" (Tastes some) "Mmm it's kinda like nutella"

Hey!! Nutella bella!!

by SternHello April 22, 2011

nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.

"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster December 11, 2011

Nupelda

You're lucky if you know a Nupelda. Nupelda is a beautiful, modest, and a reliable person. You can always open up to her and she'll always listen and think what's the best for you. If you're nice to her she will be a thousand times sweeter to you. She is the most humorous person that you will ever know too. If you're sad or not in the mood she will make the best jokes that will make you happy again! Also is Nupelda caring a lot about people and she will do anything to keep someone she loves safe and healthy. She's a little bit bossy too (in the good way). She always knows the right thing to do. If she wants to run the world she can do it

Person 1: wow she seems so amazing and she's so beautiful!
Person 2: yeah, that's Nupelda, she' so sweet!

by Netgurl December 13, 2017

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008

nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016