nustard

A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.

Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.

Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?

Damn smells like nustard out here.

Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.

by Henry Faber January 4, 2008

nutstash

pubes on a guys balls that tickles a girl nose when she gives him head

"dude, your nutstash has grown outside of your boxers.."

"omg, she sneezed about 8 times because of my nutstash"

by Tomzilla April 10, 2005

Ninsta

A Ninsta is the ultimate warrior. They are a cross between a Rasta and a Ninja. They hunt at dark, and will never hesitate to kill a man. They smoke a lot of pot while listening to Bob Marley. Their weapons of choice are usually katanas and nun-chucks.

{Ninsta Ray and Ninsta Lindsay}
Ray and Lindsay are examples of Ninstas. Lindsay is perdy sweet at cage fighting, and Ray has amazing nun-chuck skills.

by T-RAY&lindsayB July 14, 2007

Nutstachio

Don Lemon is alleged to have given a nutstachio to an unsuspecting victim after Lemon digitally manipulated his own scrotum and then placed his fingers under the alleged victim’s nose, and in his mustache.

A moustachioed man has brought suit against Don Lemon alleging that the Nutstachio Lemon gave him was non-consensual, unwelcome and particularly stinky.

by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019

Nutstard

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack

Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard

by Nutstard69 October 15, 2019

Nüstalgic

Adj.

having feelings of longing or wistful affection for nü-metal bands, typically from the late 1990's to the early 2000's.

I spent all afternoon listening to my old Korn albums because I was feeling Nüstalgic.

by rozbot86 April 2, 2020

Nutstache

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.

“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020