Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

nunchucker

someone who changes their sexuality based on how they feel in the moment.

i feel like a man now but earlier i felt like a women. i think i might be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 July 17, 2021

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020

himilayan nunchuck

When having anal sex with a girl, as her ass is up in the air and her face buried in a pillow you pull out. Upon pulling out the condom it is pinched by her asshole and pulled almost completely off, tethering your cock to her sphincter, resembling half a pair of nunchucks

Bro after I fucked Amber in the ass I tried to pull out and ended up getting a himilayan nunchuck

by Craigo’s cunt crusher October 18, 2017

Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.

My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!

by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022

Nunchucker

The most disgusting person ever

Ew, is that a nunchucker.

by coolcat2868 January 18, 2021

wii nunchuck

A dildo used for wii boxing.

I beat Matt with my long wii nunchuck.

by Pinche Beaner es Pendejo December 6, 2019