Kirk

A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.

Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"

Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.

Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"

by sloanewentlong June 27, 2015

kirk

to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

by Kurtis P-K HIMSELF January 28, 2005

kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

by Rich Hobbs March 5, 2008

kirk

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

Kirk

Scottish origin: The word for a church.

Let's head off to the Kirk for Sunday services.

by D. Kirk Anderson March 6, 2004

kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005

Kirk

-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia
-Egotistical
-Jerk
-Amazing accent
-Badass
-Jumped by women
-British
-Sexy dancer
-Has weird monologues
-Loves techno
-Loves mind games
-Kinky
-Doesn't take life seriously
-Intrudes in people's business
-Creepy laugh
-Slightly manical
-Tall
-Sharp eyes
-People have secret attractions to him

"Dude why are you so suicidal?"
"Kirk messed with my mind again."
"Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."

by KerryvilleINkaitland January 31, 2010