Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
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When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.
" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."
" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
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I have been pink nosing the boss lady since I've started here. It hasn't earned me any pinkie points, but if does feel nice.
by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019
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by DonnieLee November 2, 2007
Get the Nopinion mug.An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.
Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.
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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
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