northern monkey 

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey

Steve Helm

northern monkey by Anonymous April 2, 2003

northern monkey 

Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.

FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?

northern monkey by RS February 4, 2003

northern monkey 

one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot

Brad

northern monkey by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003

northern monkey 

Alex the best manager in the world

northern monkey by Anonymous September 30, 2003

northern monkey 

See D. Appleton

northern monkey by BB September 18, 2003

Northern monkey 

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

Northern monkey by Bernerd November 26, 2021

Northern Monkey Pox 

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

Northern Monkey Pox by MPL1969 May 23, 2022