a dumbass school, with lots of fake ass ppl in it. nobody ever wants to be their and when you go there you either see nun but ppl in sweatpants or couples making out or kids vaping. there’s a lot of “🤡’s” there to.
by -b. j. b. October 18, 2019

The Second oldest high school in the country, Northeast squeezes over three thousand students into a building designed to hold far less than that. NEHS is located in Northeast Philly but boasts students from every part of the murder capital, many of whom get in by using fake adresses. Regardless NEHS is one of the top schools in the city, and thats why everyone wants to go there. NEHS holds the oldest high school rivalry in the country with Central High School. NE faces off against Central in football every Thanksgiving on Northeast's field at Charles Martin Memorial Stadium, in hopes of winning some golden horse statue. NEHS is the current holder of the golden horse. Northeast kids don't take any crap and fights are not uncommon after or during friday night football games (not Thanksgiving though, security is very tight). Every freshmen at Northeast spends almost the entirety of their first year lost, because the room numbers at NEHS do not match up. Odd numbered rooms are located on one side of the building while evens are located on the other. When asked for directions security and faculty will often respond with 'on the other side of the building'. Figuring out where 'the other side of the building is' is usually the problem. Freshmen are instructed to avoide the crossroads, a jam packed intersection where four different hallways cross and a stairwell empties, but don't know where the crossroads are until they're stuck in the middle of it. By senior year though amost all NEHS kids become overwhelmed with school spirit and find themselves making homemade tshirts and doning viking horns for homecoming, pep ralleys, and most importantly, MOVE UP DAY (When juniors officially become seniors and seniors officailly get to stop coming to school excpet for graduation practice and senior club leaders or team captains hand their positions down a junior). At NEHS grade is determined by graduating class numbers. The current senior class goes by 166.
by I want K. Barton Back November 11, 2008

“I graduated in a class with 50 other kids, and most of them were related” “ Oh you went to Northeast Bradford Highschool”
by Hungry howie December 29, 2019

This is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where every hoe stands in the middle of the hallway and block everyone going to class which leads to lunch detention
by Ahmad ALJaberi April 5, 2019

A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.
Ewwww did you see bobs wife?
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.
by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021
