nork

A furious bout of anal sex, often without lube.

I'd rather leak santorum for a week than have a nork.

by Jane H. May 4, 2005

norking

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

norked

to hook up with an out of towner.

i heard that girl got norked last night at that party by that gymnast kid

by mugrootberr June 19, 2010

norks

Boobies, breasticles, breasts, tits, puppies, gazongas, babylons, call them what you will, and I personally have a great pair.

Should have renamed 'em years ago as NORKS!

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

"Check out the norks on her!"

"Scuse me love, you've got a great pair of norks!"

by Posh birds do it better October 20, 2005

norks

Breasts, particularly the female variety. Australian in origin (i think)

Whoarr - check out the norks on that Shelia

by Wolly November 1, 2002

norks

n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers, breasts.

"Look at the norks on her!"

by Coxy November 10, 2003

norks

A Geordie (North-east England dialect)term for a huge or perfectly presented pair of shapely female breasts Tits, mamories, wheelbarrow chest, fried eggs

'Lucy, you've got a canny pair of norks, pet. You've given me a semi"

by Davey June 19, 2006