When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010
Get the Nooner for 1mug. Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch
by braves505 July 14, 2009
Get the nooner-bitsmug. by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007
Get the Self-Noonermug. WallyB pays a visit to Saggy to perform a nooner pooper on her during his lunch hour. A Happy WallyB leaves right after all soiled up but with a smile.
by OGBOLO March 2, 2010
Get the Nooner Poopermug. Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
Get the Jobby Noonermug. Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.
"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"
by IrishJock May 5, 2010
Get the Nooner Etiquettemug. by YoMomAnDems October 14, 2016
Get the Power Noonermug.