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Nolan Middle School

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”

“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
by someone from nolan May 16, 2022
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Nolan middle school

In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
by anonymous September 2, 2022
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Solid Nolan

A Solid Nolan is the act of doing anything very well. Or having a good plan. Some may say it’s like a solid plan times 10. And people named Caleb tend to have the Solidest of the Nolan’s.
I’m looking at buying a new car.

In response: well that sounds like a Fucking Solid Nolan.
by DankestMoth420 January 26, 2018
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Stinky Nolan

When your playing soccer and you trip making your sweet and salty dick puncture the ball and run into the goal.
Ronaldo pulled a stinky Nolan for the game winning goal
by BWC mom October 10, 2022
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Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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nolansexual

Being totally obssesed by Nolan Holloway
Me : Omg I love Nolan!
Mom : I know, you're nolansexual!
by meliasteiner January 7, 2021
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nolanshaw

Literally refers to an individual that shits his pants. Used more generally in reference to someone who is considered a total moron.
1. That guy was so drunk last night he totally nolanshawed.
2. I hate that guy he's a nolanshaw.
by Beth Finn May 4, 2006
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