noid

An unpleasant, stupid, or ineffectual person. (Note: my friends coined this in college in 1983--before the Domino's pizza ads)

Shut up, noid!

by Bob St. Cul April 2, 2003

noids

What 3-year-olds call Wonka Nerds.

I'ma need some candy noiw! Noids!!

by drunk|ballerina November 15, 2005

noid

The proper way of pronouncing "nerd" if you are a nerd.

Hey!!! Get off my star wars lunchbox NOIDS!!

by nerd-mobile March 14, 2011

noid

An affectionate term for handicapped people, short for spaznoid.

Really? My brother is a noid too, but he was born with it.

by casperoony July 16, 2008

noid

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

by arskiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 25, 2017

noids

balls, testicles

You hit me in the noids!

by Randy Coxswain January 30, 2017

Stay Noided

Noided, a persistent sense of paranoia, stay noided is a common usage meaning to stay in a constant "noided" state of mind so as to avoid detection when preforming illegal activities, usually used when two people are departing

Person 1: Hey man, I gotta go but I'll see you after 3rd period
Person 2: See ya, stay noided!

by emily :~) January 15, 2013