Abbreviation of "nignog retard". A spasticated black shit with diarrhoea-juice for brains. Walks around with its gob wide open for catching flies. Only speaks when stating the bloody obvious, for example when it sees someone struggling with 15 Asda carrier bags and asks them "Have you been shopping?".
Have you seen that gormless black shit with its gob wide open?
Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.
Yeah, that's the Patrick Road Nogtard. It fell out of its tree and the rest of the chimps won't let it back up.
by Benny Twadge May 3, 2009
Get the Nogtard mug.The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.
I just heard Pearl talking to BB about her shoes. She said those thigh high boots were work appropriate nogardless of what management told her. And they look especially great with her baby blazer and fake bangs.
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
Looks like I win this round of The Nogardless Game!
by #HashtagHashbrown May 27, 2014
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A special sociological syndrome in which a person thinks about an item or a person, and in the recent time after the thought the item or person appears.
Oh man you won't believe what a Nogaring Syndrome happened to me yesterday; I thought about Luis and saw her later that day after 2 years apart!!
by Forthebettergood May 4, 2018
Get the Nogaring syndrome mug.The most wonderful and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her eyes will look at you with so much love and affection, you will fall deeper and deeper in love with her every time you lock eyes, and her smile is brighter than ten suns, it blinds you from all your problems and all your worries that you've ever had. Her touch is so sweet and affectionate that you never felt safer in anyones arms before hers. Her smell is like no other, indescribable and appealing to the nose, not even the best smelling rose could compete. She has a sweet, loving, loyal, generous, fragile, caring, and beautiful heart. She is always true and never leaves a lie untold. She is unlike any other girl in the world. When sheʻs stares into your eyes, you get lost, trying to find a way back to reality, but her love pulls you ever so deeper into a void unlike any other, a void so deep and full of love that even though you get lost in it, you hope nothing ever takes you out. If you were to ever break her heart, the wrath of her aumakua, the heavens, the earth, and even hell would be brought upon you till your days end. She is undeniably the mist of the heavens, brought down to earth so that her love may spread like fog and engulf anyone and everyone she meets.
by Mauifam808 March 9, 2021
Get the Noelani mug.Beautiful Christmas one, Noelani embodies beauty. Not only her physical appearance but also the way she loves, thinks and sings. Her eyes big and brown, easy to get lost in; her arms small but far from weak, they have the strength to embrace your soul. When she talks you wonder what it would be like to walk around in her brain. You feel lucky she mentions you when she sings...voice of an angel, momma's angel.
by Nani's Mom February 10, 2010
Get the Noelani mug.The most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Noelas are easily one of the kindest people ever. They have the purest hearts and will do anything for the ones they love.
Noelas also make the most compassionate and truest friends. Likes to be the most intelligent person in any room but isn’t an ass about it. Extremely talented and artistic. They are unique heavenly beings, if you ever see one bow the hell down. The most important person you’ll ever find in your life so never let them go. To have them is to have happiness.They have an appetite for adventure and are rebels just for kicks. there is truly nothing that they would not be up for. Extremely outspoken but painfully hilarious. She can make anyone collapse into fits of laughter, if only you can make her care enough. Best kisser there is and ever will be. Hottest and the most fun in bed. But is also the most perfect cuddle buddy. Always smells amazing and has the softest skin. Noelas are extremely stubborn and can be cold when their heart is broken. Since they love hard and give you their all. They will never trust you again. Always do right by a Noela.
Noelas also make the most compassionate and truest friends. Likes to be the most intelligent person in any room but isn’t an ass about it. Extremely talented and artistic. They are unique heavenly beings, if you ever see one bow the hell down. The most important person you’ll ever find in your life so never let them go. To have them is to have happiness.They have an appetite for adventure and are rebels just for kicks. there is truly nothing that they would not be up for. Extremely outspoken but painfully hilarious. She can make anyone collapse into fits of laughter, if only you can make her care enough. Best kisser there is and ever will be. Hottest and the most fun in bed. But is also the most perfect cuddle buddy. Always smells amazing and has the softest skin. Noelas are extremely stubborn and can be cold when their heart is broken. Since they love hard and give you their all. They will never trust you again. Always do right by a Noela.
by Thornhillflowerblosom June 7, 2018
Get the Noela mug.When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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