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Nofashionitus

A disease where someone has no drip
You got Nofashionitus, your outfit is mad dookie
by Tezzyybearr69 November 30, 2020
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NOFANS

I want your attention and not your money. NoFans.
by ThreeDogOmen July 20, 2022
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NoFap

A cult mainly of people who used to masturbate 5 times a day to porn and now abstain from fapping altogether.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.

They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.

Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
"Hey guys, I did NoFap for 12403 days now, and today a girl gave me her number. NoFap totally works!"

"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
by Peterbok August 4, 2018
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Noface

A person on any social networking site that does not have a 'real' picture
person 1: "Dude why the hell did you a noface on your account? all the person has is a dog humping a cat!"

person 2: "oh thats my sisters account shes really lazy and never gets her ass up to take a damn picture and add it!!"
by snakeeaterfan July 7, 2008
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nofap

A community where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their "addiction".

It does help some people with their real life endeavors, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. Nofappers believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with the "addiction" of masturbation.

Needless to say, the subreddit is full of depressed people.
NoFap is ironically the biggest circlejerk on Reddit.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 7, 2016
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nofap

A new epidemic sexual disorder in one's life, basically refraining from masturbation. Mainly targeted at males.
Person 1: I'm frustrated! I couldn't wank this week because my parents were home 24/7 and because of that I can't watch porn!
Person 2: Porn?! (get's triggered) I'm one of the nofap guys! Quit wanking and quit porn, you're only ruining your life!
Person 1: Ruining my life? Oh, you're one of these sick nofappers cultists! Get away from my face before you spread your disease!
by An actual minecraft hater*lol* September 15, 2016
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Nofair

1.Some stage in Metoroids
2. a stage in Super smash brothers brawl.

It has some good music MAAN!
1. I'm stuck in that Nofair stage. D:
2.Lets go fight in that Nofair stage! :D!
by Unknowed Monster January 3, 2009
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