nobber

someone who is completly bent and smells of arse

You nobber

by Bisto! January 30, 2003

NobberJockey

Someone who rides a Knob (Penis). Metaphorically, or Literally. When all else fails, use this word.

John: Seriously dude, i'm just like the best goalie ever, no?
Mark: John....you're such a nobberjockey.

by NobberJockey June 1, 2010

nobberish

Usually used in the north of England, as the adjective form of the colloquial term 'knob', meaning 'the penis' but usually denotes an obnoxious person or act.

1) That man just kicked a puppy. That was a very nobberish thing to do!
2) Tailgating is nobberish!

by Doctor_A August 17, 2014

Noobersaures rex

Dinosaur inspired variation of the word "noob" (meaning newbie). Used to refer to someone who is big, old and bad at achieving a particular task.

"Look at your grandpa trying to figure out how to use his phone. What a noobersaures rex!"

by Smogo April 11, 2016

nobber lads

Some lads

Nobber lads are some lads

by Nonce November 2, 2018

Nobbery

When a guy has acted like a complete Nob.

That was a nobbery of a situation Jeff!

by JustLeahh July 5, 2021

nombers

colers

Person: y'all got problems
You: Nombers coler

by ZumBugOfficial November 15, 2021