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nobjock

abv. of the term 'nob jockey'

derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
by theofficalpye May 12, 2009
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James Entwisle.
by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004
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Nobjockey

A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald
Yeeeeee Hah look at that Nobjockey go
by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004
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nobjock

stupid gay asshole licking wanker.

i know that this will be branded as offensive but realy it isnt, it comes from the gay community, trust me i am in it.
hey dont spose u r a nobjock
by russell newman April 27, 2004
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a person who is just that little bit more than a normal n00b.
If you agree to: 'a noob knows nothing'
Then you have no choice than to agree to: ' a nobjockey knows even less'
-Hey you, yeah you nobjockey stop filling theservers with yourself
* Who me? and what does nobjockey mean? please explain i just started playing 2 days ago...

--That's like N0bJ0cKey--
by Little tmac November 18, 2005
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If you are a nobjockey, you are a Wanker
You dirty nobjockey.
by Yhtomit December 9, 2008
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Nobjockey

Nobjockey (Nobbus Jockiarus) is the staple insult used by only the finest and sophisticated individuals.

It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.

They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.

How to spot a Nobjockey.

Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.

1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
"Henry just bought a Geekbar, what a Nobjockey"
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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