Ninjastic

(1) adj. Hybrid of Ninja and Fantastic. Describes one who is fantastic and a ninja at the same time. (2) v. the display of certain skills or abilities which are esentially 'ninja' in every way imaginable (i.e. possessing high skill-level abilities that border on super-natural, being super sneaky, omnipresent, smarter than Alabamians, perfecting the superpunch, agility, stealth, cat-like reflexes, etc.) Commonly used to describe Lu and her unmatched ninja skills; when performing an extreme act of ninja greatness AmyLu has been known to describe her mood as NINJASTIC.

Lori: OMG, WTF! did you see how awesome and sexy it was when Amy released the Ninja Cat on Joe that night?

Brook: HECK YES I DID, wow... Amy is TOTALLY NINJASTIC!

Joe: Josh man, did you hear about Amy spraying Chanel in my beer for months?

Josh: No I was busy being an asshat, but that sounds pretty Ninjastic of her...

Lori: Hey Amy, you seem like you're in a ninjarific mood as usual, you must have done something really awesome and ninja today?

Amy: Yeah, it's not my fault I'm awesome, so I'm just feeling pretty Ninjastic...

by L0o August 19, 2009

Ninjastic

The verb for being ninja like. Usually used to describe someone who is amazing at stealth and/or uses obnoxious ninja sound effects in their day to day activities, but makes it seem natural.

Sarah: Omigosh, did you see Tom today during Ultimate Frisbee? That guy's freaking amazing!

Katie: -nods- He's so ninjastic!

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Ashley: -pulls out a pencil- Shing! -starts to draw- Whoosh, whoosh whoosh...

Travis: Ashley's so ninjastic when she's drawing...

by Brittyn May 14, 2009

Ninjaturtling

To partake in ninja training while under the influence of LSD.

"Hey guys wanna drop some acid and go ninjaturtling in the desert tonight?" "I ninjaturtled so hard yesterday!"

by haileyleeleelee June 25, 2015

ninjasturbate

The act of masturbating silently. (orgasms or bodily fluid noise)

Jacks landlord was on his ass for making noise. So he had ninjasturbate

by Chinchillagod1000100100010110 January 24, 2012

Ninjassasin

1. noun. Any one who is both a ninja and an assassin. Those aforementioned must be incredibly bad-ass (see tags) and kill a yak from up to 500 yards away... with mind bullets. They're also probably Asian, Black or (rarely) American. If they are American they must have some way of showing of they're badassittude at all times. (i.e. a tattoo of a pretty butterfly) Last, and most importantly, to be a certified ninjassasin one must carry an arbitrary number of weapons (Lets say 12 not including their fists) on their person at all times.

Person Numba 1: Yo, did you play Assasin's Creed lat night?
Henchman #4: Yeah man, that guy is such a ninjassasin!
Bystander 3: What the hell is a ninjassasin?
Thug: Go look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Space Pope I17 January 20, 2010

ninjestrian

Cross between a Ninja and a Pedestrian.

Ninjestrians are people who dress in dark clothing and walk alongside unlighted roads at night. Many ninjestrians are also known to run across roads at night freaking out drivers who will either wildly swerve to avoid hitting them or skid over them making them street pizza.

I almost hit that dude dressed who ran out in front of me dressed in all dark like that. He's lucky I could able to brake in time. I could not see him being all ninjestrian at this time of night.

by jasedbased May 1, 2016

NinjaStomP

Fucking whore!

NinjaStomP is a fucking whore!

by sdsdasdasdsd July 29, 2003