Ribalkin Nightcap

Its origin dating back somewhere in 16th century Russia when compost toilets preceded working plumbing systems; a Ribalkin Nightcap is when a Russian servant would, when hiding from his superiors, be getting a blowjob from a female servant while taking a shit above an unkept compost toilet. While being on the receiving end of said blowjob he would simultaneously drop a steamy deuce, and blow his peasant load to kingdom cum. Directly after going kaboom above the toilet x2 and due to such an incredibly strenuous day to day workload, he would immediately pass out on the toilet, empty of his sins.

(This nightcap ritual would usually take place in the evening after a hard days work)

Did you cap off the date with a Ribalkin Nightcap?
It's getting late sweety, should we sneak off for a Ribalkin Nightcap?

by Donnie Quadzzz December 12, 2020

nightcap

A man's last chance to get a woman drunk before the date is over.

She was still not too interested in me, so I decided to try the nightcap trick.

by Dan Perry September 15, 2003

satin nightcap

when a man with shaved balls spreads them over someone's eyes who has passed out.

when it was all over i gave her a satin nightcap

by tdogggggggggg April 14, 2007

Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.

BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP

by Junsta August 20, 2010

nightcap

1) a late night smoke session, specifically with the intentions of going to bed immediately following said session.

2) smoking before you go to bed, to aid with sleeping. (potheads swear by it)

can be a personal smoke, (to your face) or a social smoke with some friends.

"Yea man, I'm gonna save half this L for a nightcap."

"I'm goin to bed soon, but I got that goooood, you should stop by for a quick nightcap."

by 5urething February 5, 2010

turkish nightcap

The act of injecting an alcoholic beverage into ones rectum, and another sucking it out.

I cant seem to go to sleep with out a turkish nightcap.

by slaptheebass August 6, 2009

nightcap

a male act of ejaculating in ones hand, followed by slapping the semen onto the top of the cranium, onto oneself or another.

After her boyfriend withdrew from her vagina in the doggy-style position, the woman's hair was soaking wet after being slapped with a nightcap from behind.

After masturbating into his hand, his hair glistened from a self inflicted nightcap.

by Soy Brownie October 25, 2006