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Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
by Submarineer March 25, 2009
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Newfags

Any new person, or thing, to enter a site.
"the damn newfags ruined this room"
by Midnight_Shadows July 9, 2009
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newfrog

An alternate to "newfag", to skirt swearing rules or to not be homophobic. Originates from streaming site twitch.tv which would ban streamers that used the word "fag". Frog is used as a similar word because of the abundance of Pepe the Frog emotes on the website. Newfriend is an even more family friendly alternative that is also used.
Streamer: Someone answer that newfrog's questions in chat, he keeps spamming them and I have to stop playing to explain to him everything.
by Sierra__ July 20, 2019
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newfoundland

An Island on the Atlantic east coast of Canada. In 1949 they became Canadians but before that they were administered by U.K. Economy based on natural resources and tourism. Fishery collapsed in the 80's and never recovered. Fortunately oil exploitation expanded and helped the province finances a little bit but prices fell in the last 4 years and the province struggles financially again. Most folks in NFLD are nice but not more than any other places in Canada just the same. Also like any other place in Canada, NFLD has its quota of complete assholes and racist idiots just the same.
Newfoundland can be a really fun place but it can also be a hell hole filled grumpy folks constantly complaining about mainlanders.
by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018
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Newfag Face

This forced meme isn’t a meme, but has been dubbed Newfagface or NFF due to the excessive amount of newfags posting it everywhere on 4chan. However this is mostly found on /b/. It was trying to become the new “Trollface” or Coolface, but has failed miserably and falls down to the bottom of the forced meme titles.
Newfags, GTFO with that damn Newfag Face.
by trippedupnddippedup April 14, 2011
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Dr. James Newfenshmirtz

1-More danker that Dr. Doof

2-A girl who likes to slap her tic-tac in front of prostitutes/pornstars.
-Look at the Dr. James Newfenshmirtz standing in that dark alley with that prostitute.
by Dalbert144 April 11, 2017
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Newfag

A person who cannot triforce.
by POKOkitty August 23, 2009
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