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Newstead wood

chav 1:Hey look at those buff girls
chav 2:don't bother they're newstead woods
by i hate newstead December 1, 2011
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jason newstead

One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989
by Kuhana March 28, 2005
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savage the battle for newerth

A free to download MMORPG and FPS game where you can be either player and help your multiplayer team or you can command a team of either human or beast to glory. This game is rated higher then Counter-strike by 99% of game-magazines and became a freeware in 2005. Type "Savage the battle for newerth download" into google to download the game along with SFE(Savage-full-enhancement). Savage 2 will be released any-time now but it wont be free- well for a year at least. It's a multiplayer game so if you have NO CONNECTION TO THE INTERNET THERE IS NO OFFLINE MODE!!! AND IF YOU ARE NOT FROM EUROPE, AMERICA OR SE ASIA DO NOT INSTALL IN UNLESS YOU HAVE SUPER FAST BROADBAND...
savage the battle for newerth is 100 times better then CS and I played both... It's also hack-proof.
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Newstainer

Employees and ‘guests’ of major corporate broadcast radio, tv and cable organizations whose primary function is to generate cash flow by manipulating and sensationalizing any information, and, whenever possible, do so to also undermine President Obama, destroy the American middle class, erode Medicare/Medicaid, privatize Social Security, and continue to undermine the American economy if that’s what it takes to defeat President Obama and Democratic candidates in 2012.
Rachel Maddow's lie about President Obama's support of equal rights for LGBT American citizens is one example of a Newstainer.

The intentional efforts by the Republicans to default on the Nation's deficit and Fox Newstainer's support of all things TeaParty aka Republican Party.

The intentional, comprehensive efforts by the Koch Brothers to destroy Social Security and Medicare and all the Newstainers, and Foundation and Congressional persons whom they support with their donations.
by understandinglife June 28, 2011
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newstinence

Staying abstinent from news for various reasons, i.e., to avoid consuming any news. Timescales may vary greatly. The extent of newstinence might differ between strict (absolutely no news) to a more moderate level (for example indirect or involuntary news consumption via friends, acquaintances, colleagues, etc.). Can also be used as an adjective, e.g., staying newstinent for some time.

Might be only applicable and sensible to some extent, which depends on the personal situation of an individual as well as the geopolitical situation of their country of residence.
person A: "With all that is going on in the world, reading about all that stuff everyday, I can't anymore, I just can't."
person B: "I know that feeling and newstinence helped me a lot. Been doing it for two years now, but even just staying newstinent for like two weeks might help you feeling better already."
by newstinence October 4, 2022
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jason newstead

jason newstead,played bass in metallica for 14 years until band member problems...proved himself almost overnight by his killer bass solos in concert,and back up vocals...he now is with supernova as they host tv show rockstar looking for there lead singer...jason newstead will always be mr. metallica
jason newstead kicks it up on bass!!!!!
by raz master August 25, 2006
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newstead

Originates from the dreaded orpington in the providence of chavland aka Bromers aka Bromley. Newstead girls wear green uniforms. (short skirts and baggy jumpers to hide their teenage pregnancies)Known also as "Grammer School Girls," they come in two extremes, geekishly stupid, or whorishly smart.
Often seen from:
the years of 8 to hold "blow jobs parties"
year 10: going down to the pub every friday
year12: sleeping with every grunger who goes to mean fiddler
year 13: getting high at orpington train station tunnel and hanging out by the station entrance.
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere look at tht bogey (newstead girl)
NEWSTEAD WOOD GEEK: Im going to tell my mother on you i am, i know long words i do like "computer", ill hit you with my oversized stchel
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere blads! them bags is lethal...RUN!!!


From the class of 2005.
by newstead and proud November 13, 2004
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