Whilst on the lash , the hired Northern Irishman called Dermot (real name Raymond) decides to sprint away from the group across the road and never to return till breakfast the next day with 6 hours of memory lost with a pissed off girlfriend and a mysterious mistress called Tina who play rugby.
by Newcastle Pissers October 3, 2007
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My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"
by creamaramher July 9, 2010
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City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!
Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!
Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!
by rice_krispies April 12, 2011
Get the Newcastle mug.a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!
"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."
by daniel manuel February 3, 2008
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Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
Good times
Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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"Hey I fancy visiting the North East"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
"Right o"
"Hmmm, how about Sunderland?"
"No way, that place is a shithole. I would much rather visit the better city of Newcastle."
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by mceggy January 8, 2006
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