Skip to main content

newbster

A person that is new to a community or forum of professionals. One that knows diddly squat about what he is trying to act like he knows something about.

Commonly spelled noobster-But technically that is wrong. The word orignates from the word newbie..so where does the noob come from? Got me!
"That guy is a newbster trying to act like he knows what he is talking about...lol!"
by Collin M April 25, 2006
mugGet the newbster mug.

newbie

One who has little experience and little skill. Originally a contraction of the phrase "new blood," it is not necessary an insulting term, although the derivative noob is almost always used in a negative sense.
LOL, that newbie's only lvl 6. :P
by The Abe July 16, 2008
mugGet the newbie mug.
Related Words

newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
by joe725 December 25, 2007
mugGet the newbie metalhead mug.

newbish

Having quality that makes something appear to be made by, thought of, etc. by a newb (look up newb or newbie). This word is used when someone asks a question with a seemingly obvious answer. Also when someone produces poor quality work, esp. in mapping or similar computer game activities.

Also spelled as "noobish"
"I have a newbish question..."
"That looks quite newbish..."
by BlastMaster February 5, 2003
mugGet the newbish mug.

newitt

a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical breasts, a gangly build and a fat willies surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the hoarding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl
that's just textbook newitt

i newitt
by james murray, stephen foster January 18, 2004
mugGet the newitt mug.

Newbtacular

When a newb does some thing so spectaculary newbish its beyond newbish, thus its newbtacular. Newbtacular events are always in best of intentions but back fire on the newb and/or team. Used primaraly for online games, expecially when teams are involved, because telling the newb he/shes newbtacular is pointless as they probaly dont know what a newb is. Yea its that bad.
Its a first person shooter 4 (Team A) to 1 (team B), newb is on team A. And the game is at hand.
Team A: we got him cornered in the donut room, lets all rush at the same time.
Team A rushes but newb stays behind
Newb: Ill throw a grenade to help you guys out.
Team A: noooooo dont d...
Team A dies in grenade blast
Newb: Crap sorry guys (not realizing that his teammates cant here him cuz their dead)
Newb:Ill throw my last grenade to the right wall and rush to the left
Newb throws grenade to right making it bounce of to the left and runs at the grenade, thus accidently killing himself.
Team A: Newbtacular, vote him
Team B: That was Neeeeewb-TAC-U-LaR ^_^
by Pyros June 18, 2006
mugGet the Newbtacular mug.

newbietention

Portmanteau of "newbie" and "attention": Attention given to a newbie of a forum, online game, club, group, etc., by an experienced member; usually in the form of support, praise, positive feedback, mentoring, or other active measures to help the newbie fit in and gain experience quickly. Being "newbietentive" is a lot like watching over a younger sibling, while being the newbie in this situation can feel like being the younger sibling. Can sometimes have romantic connotations, depending on the context.
"Romantic newbietention" can be considered a common theme in anime -- such as when a character is attracted to a new student at school, a new member of a club, etc., and, because of this, goes out of their way to help them. Often the more experienced member is attracted to the person precisely because they are a newbie (the position of newbie can frame someone as innocent or helpless, which some dominant characters like). Romantic newbietention can be split into two different types: In the former, it starts out as newbietention and progresses to romantic attraction; whereas in the latter, it starts out as romantic attraction and manifests itself, or is disguised as, newbietention. Sometimes, even the newbieattentive person is unaware of their romantic attraction towards the newbie.
Related forms: "newbieattentive"; attentive towards a newbie; portmanteau of "newbie" and "attentive".
* "When I signed up to that forum, the moderators greeted me, answered all my questions, and totally went out of their way to help me get involved. They give me a ton of newbietention -- I felt like their little sister."
* A great example of "romantic" newbietention (when an experienced member is newbieattentive because they are attracted to the newbie) is "Ouran High School Host Club" -- Tamaki's constant attention and mentoring towards Haruhi near the beginning of the series borders on, and is perceived as, romantic attraction; also, the other five members take care of Haruhi like a sister, which is an example of normal newbietention. Another example of the romantic kind is Takayuki Utsunomiya's attraction to Mira Munakata in "Papa To Kiss In The Dark".
Note: The concept of "romantic newbietention" is something you can sense intuitively.
by Vannah May 26, 2008
mugGet the newbietention mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email