nevermind

The single most awkward word in the English language. Usually followed by an awkward silence.

(sitting on the bus, on a cafe, or the like)

Rob: You know, Tim, I like you.
Tim: Uh... hey I like you too Rob.
Rob: No, I mean, I really like you.
Tim: Ok... uh... *looking away while desperately trying to find something else to talk about*
Rob: Shouldn't we, you know...
Tim: Stop there, Rob. What exactly are you...
Rob: Wait, aren't you gay too?
Tim: No!!!
Rob: ...
Tim: ...
Rob: ...nevermind then.

*awkward silence*

by DoNotUseYourRealNameUseAPseudo June 13, 2010

nevermind

Common misspelling of never mind.

See also: alot awhile everyday

John: Did you see "Nevermind the Full Stops" last night?

Dave: You watch that, and you don't know that "never mind" is always two words?

by boffy_b April 10, 2007

neverminds

1) An alternate, safer way to address a woman about her massive exposure of cleavage. Can occur when you're in the middle of addressing them to her, and change your mind mid-sentence because:

A. You don't want to come off as a creep

B. You had an epiphany mid-sentence and suddenly realized that she can make her own decisions and it was probably her intention from the get-go to show herself off the easy way.

or C. It's a nice rack, why go spoil the party?

2) Referring to a woman's breasts to her face. Cleavage or no cleavage.

Confused? Check out the example...

Guy says to lady with massive cleavage: "I can see your.... nevermind."

That builds up awkwardness, just say: "I can see your neverminds."

by Dude_Brah_Man April 29, 2010

nevermind

something you tell someone after they were to stupid to get it the first time and you don't want to waste your time explaining it again.

what did Mr. Brown just say?
he said "put the equation in y=mx+b form"
what?
nevermind

by kdog2 May 7, 2012

nevermind

Buzz off

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

nevermind

Someone with a seemingly permanent negative attitude. Especially with regard to social engagement. Such people would prefer to do their own thing, than do anything new with anyone new. It's not that they will "never" do anything, but are unlikely do due to, fear, anxiety's, repression, depression...ect.

A:"That Jason, he has such a nevermind",
B:"yeah! He hardly ever even seems to leave his room"

by Gareth Jones June 17, 2008

nevermind

When you've been playing a game so long, that you know when someone is supposed to die, but they dont and instead you die, and then you stop and think " I wish this game would say never mind, you can live."(commonly used in Halo 2)

"That fucking hit was supposed to kill him, but the damn game neverminded!"

by Austaul Hattavitch September 27, 2005