Nettles

A mans genitals

My nettles stung her hard

by Trollforthebant324 May 14, 2017

Nettle Boy

A zesty yet charming young male filled with the vigor of life. Responds to “Beetle Boy.”

Man I’m feeling like such a nettle boy today maybe I WON’T order the mild salsa.

by Beetle Boy November 30, 2019

nettle spanked

The act of being whipped with nettles to derive sexual pleasure while holding hands with a mutual friend

Gary likes when his mutual friend big Debrah nettle spanks him.

Did you hear big Debrah nettle spanked Gary last night?

by Icebergtip July 8, 2023

Nettle Twist

When a girls/boys pubes are twisted and pulled on for 'pleasure' so hard they are effectively ripped out in chunks.

Oh that looked like it hurt more than a nettle twist!

by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011

nettle nestler

a creepy 40 year old man who hides in the bushes, kidnapping children

OH SHIT! IS THAT THE NETTLE NESTLER?!?!

by mrsmartypantz May 8, 2021

Nettle's triangle

An act involving a Jamaican, a bisexual and a donkey. The two humans involved each grab a nettle branch while positioned either end of the donkey, hence forming a triangle.

We were so wasted last night, ended up grabbing Pete's donkey and making a Nettle's triangle

by Skoomacatsmum April 7, 2020