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Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.
"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"
by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009
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nappy ratchet hoes

A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.
Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!

Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.

Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!
by The twin pack February 28, 2013
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nippy dick

A dick that is so small, the balls stick out further than it.
Look at Glenn, he is pissing all over his balls with that little "nippy dick".
by SPKemo April 22, 2009
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nippytown

Girl: My big berthas are in nippytown!
by nipsrule August 7, 2007
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Nappy Happy

Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.

Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.

They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!

This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.

The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.

Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
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Nappy Bum

Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.

This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
She looks fineee..... yeah but she's got Nappy Bum, so forget that....
by SAMSKETCHSACH January 21, 2017
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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
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