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Neosis

*dodges a bullet* Woah! Totally Neosis man!
Damn you and your neosis!
by Didget September 25, 2005
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neoseeker

A popular gaming/hardware Web site created by Redemption (a.k.a Howard Ha), containing a huge number of forums and lounges. Like GameFAQs, the problem with the site is the power-mad super-moderators, most of whom are condescending, elitist, hopeless imbeciles who take sides in arguments depending on who kisses the most ass and permanently ban anybody who steps out of line. They are also known for being extremely lazy and telling those that Private Message them asking for help that they're "too busy", despite being seen chatting with other moderators in a General Discussion thread a few minutes ago.
"Haha, I just had an argument with a Neoseeker moderator, then went into the Photo Album and saw a picture of him sitting in his basement with his hair straightened over one eye. I feel sorry for him."
by Shuyin June 14, 2008
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Neoseeker

Someone who has no life outside the internet.
That guy barely does anything outside his room, or gets off the computer. He must be a Neoseeker.
by Moderator 47729 September 26, 2008
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Neosha

A girl who is a little crazy and possibly prone to studying for long hours. someone like this goes insane after being locked up with her books.
Damn did someone leave Karen alone in the library? She's such a Neosha!
by KittyKat3 December 3, 2006
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Neoscona oxacensis

Neoscona oxacensis is an orb weaving breed of spider that can be found in many of the southern states and in secluded areas during the night...They make the classical orb shaped web at night and when morning comes around they take thier web down and crawl into a nearby hole or crack (usually found in and around nearby barns, hence the common name "barn spider") the spider will usually put up its web in the same spot each night depending on wheather or not he had distractions the night before. These spiders, like many others, can be found in secluded areas with many trees around it.
Neoscona oxacensis "barn spider"
by Gene Rockroll September 11, 2005
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Neoseeker

It is a website that was made by a guy called Redemption but it secretly owned by Slumpy Monkey. He rules all the forums and dictates how everything works. Seriously, no joke! This is all that goes on in the moderator forum, is slumpy giving out commands. All the mods are bots.
Neoseeker huh?

I heard that was ruled by a monkey?
by Neoseeker PWNER August 17, 2009
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Neosexual

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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