Neocon

Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.

Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.

by Author June 30, 2006

NeoCon Jihad

A term that refers to the NeoConservative Jihad.

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfailed are the architects of the NeoCon Jihad.

by author June 21, 2006

neoconservative

One who follows the "neo-con" subsect of the American conservative political wing. A Neo Conservative generally favors hawkish foreign agendas and overt militarization due to their core purpose of promoting American supremacy overseas and their disgustingly retarded and simplistic belief that any given situation can be resolved with aggression (see: wordIraq/word). Due to their unabashed shortsightedness, they are considered ignorant buffoons by other conservatives. Especially so by the wordpaleoconservatives/word.

When it comes to domestic affairs, however, Neo Conservatives aren't nearly as decisive. In fact, they're totally impotent and ineffectual.

Gee, I guess that's why our economy is in the shitter and the rest of the world hates us... We have a neo-conservative worddickhead/word in the White House.

by Ninja Disaster August 30, 2003

neocomm

1. A derogatory term for the left end of the political spectrum describing new age communists. The original basis for the term Neocon. 2. Most commonly used on Fark.com to describe the leftwing wacko fringe. 3. Sometimes spelled as Neocom.

"I wish you Neocomms would think before you spouted your hate-America-first crap." -Flipper the Dolphin

by 21-7-b April 24, 2005

Neoconlib

The fusion of two word concepts Neoconservatism plus Neoliberalism. It's when a country's military/economic power and foreign policy is focused on another country publicly to start democratic reform among other things. While secretly trying to enforce new governmental change like liberalized trade, privatization, seeking to maximize the role of the private sector in determining the political and economic priorities of the state, in which will greatly benefit the original neoconlib run government that caused it in the first place.

The Neoconlib ran government of the United states has great interest in the middle east for it's resources, while officially it's too fight terror and cause democratic reform bringing freedom, secretly it's to establish new US-friendly governments that will privatize their industries and pump new resources, revenue and more favorable deals into the US government and it's corporations.

by Somewhereinthemiddle May 6, 2011

neocon

Someone whose political views represent the worst of both worlds: fiscally liberal, socially conservative.

Bush is a neocon because he supports racking up a huge deficit while dictating people's personal lives.

by buster55 April 18, 2006

neocon

Neocons are all imbecilic, aging, wheezing syphilitic pathological creeps, dirty old men that smoke Cuban cigars and go on child sex slave vacations in third world nations while on oxycontin between snorting viagra and having secret affairs with gay sex workers. When they're not spouting homophobic bullshit or writing breathlessly idiotic, fact free columns in major newspapers, clinking crystal tumblers brimming with $38,000 a bottle bourbon with the Skull and Bones / AEI classmates at grand elite socials, getting drunk and shooting people in the face, brazenly granting trillion dollar contracts to their former companies, raping teenaged boys in Texas Prisons, chronically sexually harrassing their female employees, putting on diapers and paying dominatrixes to indulge their banal submissive fantasies: they're out doing what they do best: ravaging the life savings of thousands of people and committing genocide. All this while being ardently fawned over by the liberal media. These revolting sub-human colostomatic shitbags of filth and perversion should all be in GITMO right now receiving sex changes from Cuban doctors, only to spend the rest of their lives as a drag show touring Iran & Afghanistan.

That neocon needs a new think tank gig!

by Tim65 March 5, 2009