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Nemistress

This word is a portmanteau combining the words Enemy and Mistress. A failed attempt with a girl you are trying to date and must avoid at all cost due to awkwardness and humiliation.
Gail is now Jake's nemistress.
by Brentheren September 30, 2014
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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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That girl Neisha is bodaciously Beyond beautifulnessbutblissness . Damn thats a bad bitch!
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look theres our little neisha
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The most Beautiful creation on this planet and the only one that can turn gay men straight again
"Damn that guy who has Nelisha is f***ing lucky"
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Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
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Nemi

Nemi is a Norwegian comic strip, written and drawn by Lise Myhre. It made its first appearance in 1997 under the title Den svarte siden ("the Black Side" or "the Black Page"). At that time, it was a very dark cartoon concerning heavy metal subcultures, but Myhre has turned it brighter with the years, although she still frequently publishes strips about serious issues, especially in the larger Saturday panels. The strip was re-named Nemi after its protagonist--a pale-skinned, raven-haired vegetarian woman about 25 years old. It is currently the most popular comic strip in Norway next to another humor strip named Pondus.
My ex just wanted to drink, screw, and headbang to black metal. She would've been such a perfect Nemi if it hadn't been for that unfortunate accident.
by nineteen_characters November 29, 2011
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