1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.
“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”
by CammyAlva June 24, 2018
Get the Nested Turtle mug.by ShitboxOneS June 16, 2019
Get the neimedas mug.The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
Get the Nutt-Netted mug.by `hook October 12, 2003
Get the nexted mug.Something that is totally at home (a bird's nest). Something that is very well thought out and fits perfectly; reference to Adobe Flash (and OOPs programming in general) movieclips where one top level object contains several others, these objects are said to be nested.
by Garry Samett November 25, 2007
Get the nested mug.1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.
2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011
Get the Nested Kiss mug.the most lovely and cutest girl made by the pangu god itself, from the planet called perfect world. she was born with remarkable and spectacular power, nicknamed the "pow pow power neiten".
neite = best girl
by iceisme May 5, 2021
Get the neite mug.