neller

A obese man with brown hair. Usually sitting around the house, eating chips and talking to people via messaging systems. If aggrovated, the neller may charge at you, he will then start to obliterate your skull with menacing blows. The only way to defeat a neller is distract him by screaming "4CHAAAAAAAAAAAN", and to cut off his balls of steel, and dip them in sulphiric acid. Neller's always are equiped with +8 stamina, +40 intelligence chasity belt to protect his invulnerable balls. ALWAYS; wear a protective mask when entering an area with neller's present. It may spit acid, and/or turn into a nellerphant.

"Hey look, it's neller"
"NELLEEEEEERRRRR"

by Seir December 2, 2009

Nailer

A name given to a person who has sex in such a way on bed that the noise it makes is similar to banging toilet seat lids at 4am

"You hear that shit last night?" "Oh that. That was Nailer for sure"

by jimmy678 October 8, 2008

O'Neiller

An O'Neiller is when someone is on the down and out in some shape or form, and decides to grow a beard and lets their Appearence Dishevel. It often occurs in men between the ages of 27-40, It is not to be Mistaken with mid life crisis. O'Neillers are bred from hatred and often the lack of Sexual Intercourse.

Folklore tells us that the Famous O'Neill was Roland Turlogh O'Neill, a feared Celtic warrior from Carlow town who was also said to have been a fantastic painter/decorator and a very Agressive Bearded lover.

After Patsy left him, Joe went on a terrible O'Neiller.

"God whatever you do, dont poke fun at seans beard, I hear he is in the middle of a terrible O'Neiller and is liable to do anything!

by SKetchgarda December 17, 2009

neidermeyer

To exclaim "I am tired of this shit" and then proceed to insert one's finger into the asshole of an unsuspecting female who has passed out from consuming excessive amounts alcohol.

The preferred location to perform a neidermeyer is in a moving vehicle with many spectators.

Guy 1: I got tired of that shit.
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: I neidermeyered that hoe!

Girl 1: My asshole feels weird. It is as if someone inserted a small object up it.
Girl 2: You were probably neidermeyered last night.
Girl 1: Damn! Thats the third time this week.

by I enjoy blumpkins December 29, 2007

hat nailer

an individual who charges excessively for goods or services, often associated with used car dealers in the UK; etimology becomes clear when hat is taken to mean glans penis

You don't want to buy anything from Bracey, he's a well-known hat nailer!

by flubbermubber July 7, 2006

nellerphant

An enraged neller. When this transformation occurs, the neller will grow by 6 feet, gain 10-400 pounds, grow tusks, and will gain a +100 strength, +10 stamina enchantment.

"Look, it's neller!"
"NELLLLLEERRRR"
nellerphant

by Seir December 2, 2009

Willie Nailer

Supposed to sound like "will he nail her"

The new guy at work, Willie Nailer, seems pretty nice

by trioval33 March 7, 2011