neal

someone who faps everywhere, at anytime.

Person 1: what is he doing in there?
Person 2: i bet he's fapping on a rug
Person 1: oh neallllll

by the understand May 2, 2011

Neale

Better than ian and paul because they suck muselk

Mozart was very neale.

by Streamer by the way November 24, 2018

neal

to smoke either weed or a tobacco product

Bouta go for a neal, u down?

by hava May 29, 2007

Neale

A girl who uses the word "boss" a lot and cusses like a sailor. Usually knows how to party, or has been a party animal and therefore knows many party people. Little known fact: naturally blonde and naturally got a donk.

Girl 1: Hell fuckin' yes! That's boss!
Boy 1: Shut up, you sound like a Neale...

by Dwizzie October 15, 2010

neal

a nerd that you just have to love because he is so unattractive. he often gives hugs and acts embarassed when asked personal quesions.

Fally: haha, ilove that kid!

Uranus: ya,i know. hes such a neal.

by jackfiddley June 18, 2008

neal

In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.

"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal

by Joram June 8, 2004

neal

guy that collects shit and likes to draw cows. He also talks about his money a lot, but knows where he's goin' in life.

Wow Neal, you're drawing a cow again?!
Ok, Neal, we get you like your money...

by cowlover22 February 14, 2017