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Doritos nazi

A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.
That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
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Dubstep Nazi

A person who's beliefs about music are only them of dubstep. All other genres are obsolete. He/she refuses to listen to anything else, this usually comes and goes as a phase.
Guy 1: HEY! Have you heard of the Canon Logic!?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: You should look them up.

Guy 2: Yeah whatever. *goes home and looks them up

next day

Guy 1: So what did you think? Do you like them?

Guy 2: That shit was gay. Dubstep is SO much better.

Guy 1: Dubstep Nazi..

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Nothing.. nothing...
by Absolute Jabberwocky June 27, 2012
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douche nazi

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.
Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.
by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009
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door nazi

A teacher or boss that is very strict about people getting in EXACTLY on time, almost always refuses to hand out bathroom passes, doesn't give you any real length of time for Lunch, and delights in writing you detentions or docking your pay for such infractions (just because he can). Refer to asshole or The Man for further information.
Man 1: God, Mr. Smith wouldn't let me go out for lunch AGAIN! He sucks!
Man 2: Yeah, Smith's an asshole! He's such a Door Nazi!
Man 1: You said it, dude!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 30, 2010
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Dead Nazi

The only good nazi is a DEAD nazi.
by NateAbel August 19, 2006
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dirty nazi

sometimes called the punisher, the dirty nazi is like the shocker only instead of two in the cooty but one for the booty, its one in the meat and two in the seat.


the name is just really funny.
Jan got dirty nazied by a dirty nazi
by grey April 7, 2005
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