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31st-1st national horny day 

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”

all days is national horny day 

National horny day is always. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions
Have fun and don’t chocke
*all days is national horny day*
shut up
give me those beauty pics
cuz its national day and idk how to write here
wish i was by your side
Okey bye

National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.
probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

national extreme horny day 

On April 17th, the day after national horny day, you get to ask anyone, any animal, any homie, for nudes, even sex, be wary of animals as they may bite
John: DUDE ITS NATIONAL EXTREME HORNY DAY!
Jacob: Uh oh

National Horny Promise Day 

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.

National Horny for Animal Day 

One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.
National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!