natosexual

one who is attracted to plants instead of people, described as a tree-humper

"that guy doesn't have a girlfriend."
"maybe he's gay."
"well i know he's not gay because he doesn't like men either. you know how you can tell..."
"yeah. so he's probably nonsexual or natosexual."
"you got that right."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

netsexual

Someone who has an attachment to Netflix and prefers to spend all their watching Netflix.

That Kaitlin girls should really go out and find a boyfriend! Nah she’s netsexual.

by User3254 April 3, 2019

Ratésexual

Ratésexuals are people that are attracted to raté they can also like the opposing gender

Person 1: Tyler is ratésexual

Person 2: what’s that

Person 1: it means he’s attracted to raté

Person 2: ohhh

by Ratésexual January 12, 2020

hatesexual

when someone one hates both women and men. They usually go on to the internet to spew there hate. Unlike other
sexuality a hatesexual can be anyone. A way to identify them is that sometimes they call themselves Attack Helicopter but not all identify themselves as such. A almost universal trait is that they are bigoted and hate the LGBT+ community simply because they are different.

"hey have you heard of the guy on fourchan's politically incorrect board, man what a hatesexual"

by mikeblue January 20, 2020

narsexual

to love onself sexually. narcisstic sexuality.

'lyk om9z0rz. hes zo narsexual! i just wanna stab him.'

by callie and rachel. September 7, 2005

Namesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their christian name. Attracted either because of the rarity of the name, tone of how it's pronounced, or general sexiness (eg. Spike, it ticks all the boxes)

Namesexuals always like their own name, if they don't like their own name they can't masturbate. So sad.

Guy: hey bro what did you think of Summer? will you go on a second date?
Namesexual: Oh Hell No! that bitch's name sucks dick!
Guy: does that matter?
Namesexual: yeah bro, I'm a Namesexual.

by wizardonacid December 26, 2021