"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"
by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009
Get the Suck my dick and call me nancy! mug.Nancy was English slang for 'buttocks' in the 1800s, but by the turn of the century the description changed to "face of an effeminate (Nancy) or gay man". Variations include nancy boy and nance. So the phrase is used when someone looks like a spanked bum, all red and embarassed.
by Thenamesbanana September 3, 2009
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A scene from Step Brothers.
Dale brusquely: "Shush up, Nancy. I have to get some more bread." Nancy asks the other guys at the table confusedly: "What did I do to deserve this?"
by Beckhams March 15, 2009
Get the Shush up, Nancy mug.There are three steps to a sneaky nancy.
1. Before sex, the girl asks the guy if she has protection, and the guy says "yes, right here" and shows her a condom in its wrapper. But he DOESN'T put it on before having sex.
2. When the guy is about to cum, he punches the girl in the head (knocking her out) pulls out, and then jizzes in her hair, and gives her a crazy hair-do with it.
3. Finally, before leaving, he puts the un-opened condom in the girls mouth for her to find when she wakes up.
1. Before sex, the girl asks the guy if she has protection, and the guy says "yes, right here" and shows her a condom in its wrapper. But he DOESN'T put it on before having sex.
2. When the guy is about to cum, he punches the girl in the head (knocking her out) pulls out, and then jizzes in her hair, and gives her a crazy hair-do with it.
3. Finally, before leaving, he puts the un-opened condom in the girls mouth for her to find when she wakes up.
Joe: Dude, what happened with you and Bridgette last night?
Fred: Hahaha i totally gave her a Sneaky Nancy!
Joe: Seriously? Bad idea...you know she has the clap, right?
Fred: ...OH SH%#
Fred: Hahaha i totally gave her a Sneaky Nancy!
Joe: Seriously? Bad idea...you know she has the clap, right?
Fred: ...OH SH%#
by tc&smtotallydidthis June 2, 2009
Get the Sneaky Nancy mug.The sole sober individual in a group of intoxicated or inebreated people, who is annoying the group and/or decreasing the level of fun.
Nicole was the Sober Nancy for the night, for she cock-blocked everyone and kept suggesting that it was too loud.
by Col. Sandersen June 20, 2008
Get the Sober Nancy mug.When two people are having sex in the shower and one person (without permission from the other) puts their finger in the other's ass to be kinky resulting in that person unintentionally shitting themselves.
by Shame Nancy May 31, 2014
Get the Shame Nancy mug.A social Nancy is a negative online Nancy.
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.
Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".
A person who doesn't necessarily post negative things often. A person who scrolls past your positive or normal posts, always. But reacts to posts they choose to be negative and accuse you of being miserable and wrong.
Negative online Nancy's choose to ONLY give your social media account attention; likes and comments- when it's negative because it serves them a purpose to preach and be "right".
"I didn't even know you were on my friends list because of how you never like or comment on any of my posts. You're being a Social Nancy right now tho."
by enough_of_you March 21, 2017
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