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nyesexual

For fucks sake mum, I'm not straight! I'm nyesexual.
by The gay cactus April 23, 2018
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hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
by Qube February 27, 2005
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narusexual

A person, normally a crazed fangirl, who dreams about and would like to perform any sexual deed with any character from the anime/manga Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. They are normally fans of hentai, yaoi and yuri. They also make noises such as "fangasms" when excited by the show and/or manga. They also participate in things like roleplay and read fanfiction.
Fangirl 1: Oh my god, I love Sasuke so much!

Fangirl 2: Wow, are you a narusexual?
by Shikatard September 15, 2011
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Nomosexual

a. a person who has "retired" from all sexual activity
b. any person no longer interested in sex
c. a person that is neither heterosexual nor homosexual
d. a born again virgin
"Put that thing away," she said, "I'm a nomosexual."
by karenrmm April 6, 2010
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pamsexual

The uncontrollable urge to witness PAM in all her glory!
Bob: I'm Pamsexual guys!
Stanley: Ok and...
Obama: I am Pamsexual as well. Don't tell Michelle pls :)
by PamEnjoyer March 20, 2022
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nonsexual crush

A significant admiration for another individual without sexual attraction.
Does anyone else have a completely nonsexual crush on Pat Kiernan?
by wery July 26, 2006
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Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!
by Figure.10 July 8, 2009
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