slate layers nail bag

A very saggy pair of woman's breasts.

Mate, she had tits like a slate layers nail bag.

by lennylightweight April 20, 2006

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011

Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.

’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.

by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

Snaggle nail

A single nail that has managed to go untrimmed for an abnormally long period of time. It has started to chip and has become a weapon comparable to that of a steak knife. Is often accompanied by copious amounts of bacteria.

Last night while Ryan was trying to penetrate me with his meat stick, he accidentally jabbed my ankle with his snaggle nail causing severe lacerations and abruptly destroying any possibility of sex.

by Carl vandertramp September 7, 2015

Swedish Nail Bomb

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy

Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you

by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020

Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.

"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"

by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008