Gusty Nacho

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them

We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.

by Jonn:p July 1, 2011

Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

nachosurf

To pick the meaty, incredibly cheesy and most toppingly-distributed part of nachos, which is usually at the top of the ubiquitous dish. Overly selfish selection of foods that are meant to be shared.

If I have to eat anymore naked chips because of Steve’s goddamn nachosurfing, I’m going to stab him with a fork!!

by Crotch Angle Defintions November 23, 2018

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

nachopussy

A pussy that does not belong to you.

Hey man!!! put that back thats nachopussy.

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

nacho fever

The urge to go balls deep in a steamy hot Mexican lawnmower

So I was at Walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!

by Fluffy_tiger97 August 9, 2017

Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010