Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.

Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.

by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019

notification brownies

two words smashed together to define notifications recieved on facebook. it adds an extra zing to notifications allowing for one to say the word, without harm to other's egos.

"zomygod, I commented a really good pic of you and i got so many damn notification brownies."

by wowrandom March 2, 2009

Notification Squad

YouTube subscribers who have "rung the bell", thus enabling instant notifications of when the YouTubers uploads a new video.
There is nothing bad or stupid about this term. It's not just a random term thrown in the YouTube comments. Many YouTube creators have embraced the term themselves, and ask their viewers to join the notifcation squad by pressing the bell icon.

"Hit that like button, and ring the bell to join the notification squad"
"Remembers, guys, YouTube doesn't always let all my viewers know when I upload a new video, so, if you want to make sure you never miss an upload, hit that bell icon, and join the notification squad"
"Notification squad, where you at?"

by YouTubeRulezX June 22, 2020

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017

notification validation

The act of receiving validation via notification

Cleo nervously waited to see if her pic would be liked by others. Then a steady stream of likes and shares sent her into a blissful state of notification validation.

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.

Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011