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Nerp

Someone who feigns illness to get out of working choosing to live off benefit payments instead.
Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.

Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp

Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.

Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.

Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.

Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.

Me:- I don't.
by Mr and Mrs Camel April 7, 2010
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A artard retarded awesomely amzingful substitution for another word and or sentence to descride its awesomeness and amazingfulness. or could descride your love one another. OR! could also descride the hatefullness towards another culture or ethnicity if used in the proper digogitory term.
i nerp you with all my nerpin heart.
by chrilliam December 30, 2009
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Nerp

1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body

2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.

3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.

4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.

5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat

shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.

2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!

3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
by WORD BIRD February 6,2010 February 7, 2010
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an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.

Appropriate response:

"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
by DonnieShell January 21, 2012
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Never ending recycled product

Comonoly used amongst twacks like me in santa cruz california
Im going to nerp your. Nerp pile im going to nerp your bike
by Legend of sc January 13, 2017
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Person#1; "Hey, so you like Nickelback?"
Person#2; "Nerp"
by Worder Hearder June 9, 2018
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A cute exclamation of surprise, delight, disappointment or other extreme emotional reactions. Variations include nerpie and nerphead to describe another person when in a highly emotional state.
Nerp! I love you even though you are a nerphead!
by MelissaM September 7, 2007
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