Nerp

A creature from another universe that is a being of pure happiness and cuteness, these creatures love hugs and love and are not afraid to cuddle you.
by The Nerp God May 13, 2023
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Never ending repositioning process

The action of moving things again and again.
Or to constantly go through things
by Macmalta November 01, 2020
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1. A lower version of the Rasputin dance.
2. A form of power in which you do number one, and you can do anything.
1. He did the nerp for a dancing contest and won.
2. He put some nerp in it, and was able to kick a fortnite.
by Dictionare2560 February 15, 2023
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To rifle threw a bunch of stuff that wasn't yours and take things that were not actually your possessions to begin with.
Did you see that wingnut over here by my camp nerping through my tent last night?They grabbed so much stuff from of mine they could open there own thrift store!
by Richard Headdy III February 04, 2022
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A term to describe boredom. Or just a word to say aloud for no reason at all. Nerp.
"Julia said, "NERP", when Erick stuck his finger in the wrong hole....gross"


"NERP!"
by Elijah Thornberry August 04, 2005
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Someone who feigns illness to get out of working choosing to live off benefit payments instead.
Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.

Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp

Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.

Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.

Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.

Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.

Me:- I don't.
by Mr and Mrs Camel April 07, 2010
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A artard retarded awesomely amzingful substitution for another word and or sentence to descride its awesomeness and amazingfulness. or could descride your love one another. OR! could also descride the hatefullness towards another culture or ethnicity if used in the proper digogitory term.
i nerp you with all my nerpin heart.
by chrilliam December 31, 2009
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