neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

neabir

You probably won’t meet a lot of neabirs in your life, but if you manage to meet one you shan’t let him go. Neabirs are down to earth and are built with the perfect balance of sarcasm and humor. While they’re nice to be around they also go down as the biggest simps in the history of North America’s discovery by the Europeans.

Person 1: what’s a simp?
person 2: neabir

by cccc: May 30, 2020

neanderthalic

The act or state of being a dumbass.

Any one to question former president Nixon's foreign policy shall recieve my condemnation as a neanderthalic fool

by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005

nead

1. To have a neck the same width as your head.

2. To have an extremely thick ass neck that seems to be one with your head.

Elijah wood.

Man Elijah wood has a serious nead like a football player.

by Felissa October 22, 2005

nabd

not a big deal

Samantha: i just want to get wasted
Chelsea: it's nabd

Danielle: i'll drink patron straight, so?
Alyssa: life doesn't matter, it's nabd

Grace: my 1990 escort is so nice
Ilyas: i know! better than a bmw, it's nabd

by Samantha Rohner August 3, 2009

Neandertard

Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)

Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong

U fucking neandertard!!

by Bryn December 5, 2004

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010