angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.

"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

narwhal

A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.

"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."

by Drewsky O'Brien June 14, 2010

narwhalcolepsy

A sleep disorder that causes excessive sleepiness and frequent daytime sleep attacks when watching narwhals on television.

I was watching Human Planet and had total narwhalcolepsy during the Artic episode.

by oliverwest May 22, 2012

Narwhaled

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

by TGoblin June 28, 2019

dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

Nareh

Cute little petite girl. Loves to dance, sometimes has some goofy dance moves but is actually a really talented dancer. She makes friends with almost anyone.. but doesn't trust easily. Nareh really knows how to have fun (especially with her best friends) Nareh has a really funny laugh -not the cutest laugh in the world but one of the most sincere laughs. If Nareh thinks something is funny TRUST ME, SHE WILL LAUGH. oh and did i mention that Nareh is super loud? Well you could probably hear her a mile away. She doesn't like to sing in front of just anybody. Nareh only sings with her pals. Nareh has a very unique voice and is sometimes insecure about it but is actually X-factor worthy. Nareh always lives in the moment and does what ever makes her happy. Can be really weird at times but her closest friends absolutely love it. Nareh is also very very sexy. Nareh oozes sex appeal but never relies on it. She's nice, caring, smart, has an amazing ass, and everyone loves her. NAREH IS PERFECTION.

Nareh Name

by kiliana Lopez November 17, 2013

Narphin

A hybrid of the dolphin and narwhal. It has the body of a dolphin and a narwhal's horn.

It is also known as the Chuck Norris of the sea. So, basically, it's invincible.

The Narphin was going to be known as the dolwhal, but it just didn't sound as epic. Thus, the Narphin was born.

by eclare May 21, 2010