Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
by T Macalicious March 28, 2013
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Bro: Nah I'm apart of Narp.
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Dude: woah, how do I join?!
Bro: Nah I'm apart of Narp.
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Dude: woah, how do I join?!
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Narping is defined as removing the cap from someones water bottle, inverting the bottle, and leaving in upside down and open so that one cannot access the bottle without spilling the contents of said bottle.
"Quick, narp their water bottle!"
by Flanged Mantide May 20, 2013
Get the Narp mug.A very ugly/custy thing. A narp is a disgrace to the world. They have horrible personalities and are extremely ugly. If you look at a narp, it hurts your eyes.
by AlyssaAndKatieWord April 30, 2010
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Get the Narp mug.Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN
by coolbeans5678 June 3, 2011
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1) Someone who exists in Facebook statuses and photo albums, but not in real life. If you log off, they stop existing, kind of like how monsters go away when you turn on the lights.
2) Someone who many talk about but few have seen. Tends to pop up fleetingly in social gatherings, only to disappear again. Sightings are rare and usually unconfirmed, like the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
1) Someone who exists in Facebook statuses and photo albums, but not in real life. If you log off, they stop existing, kind of like how monsters go away when you turn on the lights.
2) Someone who many talk about but few have seen. Tends to pop up fleetingly in social gatherings, only to disappear again. Sightings are rare and usually unconfirmed, like the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
by princeofpersiaaaaaa September 21, 2011
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