nard 

verb-

the act of ejaculating

I narded on her face.

nard by 12964 May 6, 2011

Nard 

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

Nard by Forty40 September 6, 2009

nard 

When a guy gets a little hard but not really.

hey my boyfriehd just got a Nard on, but it lasted only a few seconds

nard by Emilbightybobian December 28, 2005

nard 

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

nard by admirer September 1, 2004

NARD 

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

NARD by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nard 

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.

he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.

nard by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005

Nard 

A massive nerd, in size or extremity.
A nerd who is a decker.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and began to gang dork his deck.

Nard by Slag November 28, 2004