The Mythic Army

the #1 gaming clan of all time and did i mention it is super ehppick and really really cool and we win okay bye

Joe: "are u iron 1"
The Pope: "yes"
Joe: "no way!!! u must be in The Mythic Army!!!!"

by ehppick October 16, 2020

mythical steez

Appearance of being stellar at skiing or snowboarding, but actually sucks. Can usually be spotted wearing steezey clothing while riding the magic carpet.

Look at Jerry's mythical steez over there on the magic carpet.

by EvanTheBestSkiierInHanover March 11, 2017

Mythical Inferno

Slang for the burning sensation while you pee caused by an STD.

The mythical inferno whenever he went to the bathroom was a cold, stark reminder never to frequent an Asian prostitute without protection.

by #ReachForTheSkylar June 02, 2013

Pulling a Mythic

When someone rage quits in a game

Username "OH MY GOD STOP PULLING A MYTHIC" Mythic "but you were cheating"

by StarkDanger January 17, 2023

Mythical Beastiality

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009

Mythical beast

1. A subscriber to a channel starring Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal Rhett and Link

2. A member of the Rhettandlinkommunity

Good mythical morning, and thank you to all you mythical beasts that makes this show possible

by Mythical zebracorn April 18, 2016

Mythic Entertainment

A company aligned with the forces of darkness and evil. They have created a once highly enjoyable video game, Dark Age of Camelot, only to destroy it by future expansions driven by greed. These expansions are released only to destroy the very core of the game at the expense of the emotions and psyche of the people who pay them money. The main reason of these expansions is to get people to pay $39.95 for the latest overpowered items and classes in the game. This is highly unneccessary on Mythic's part, as they could charge a 39.95 yearly in addition to their monthly fee and people would pay that gladly to play a kickass game. The people who are directly responsible for the creation of these expansions will likely burn in the fiery depths of Hell for their sins against its devout playerbase.

I had to quit playing Dark Age of Camelot because Mythic Entertainment keeps fucking its game up with these stupid ass expansions. Not only are the abilities, items, and classes wildly overpowered. The timesink required to get these things makes it not worth playing imo.

-- Styxx, IPK cluster

by screw hibernia June 23, 2005