A great place to travel to during the summer. It's the best beach town on the East Coast of the U.S. and is loaded with lots of hot chicks.
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Myrtle beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina.Millions of tourists flood here every year for the nightlife,the beautiful beaches,and the loads of hot ass.But enough about that bullshit.
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
If you live here,it comes down to this.
1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.
Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.
Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.
Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.
I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.
Ex. 1
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
After vacation...
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Ex. 2
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!
After vacation...
Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!
Ex. 2
Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!
After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.
Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.
Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!
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Get the myrtle's turtle mug.A tourist trap along the coast of South Carolina, where you are cramped beyond belief on beaches so crowded you cannot even find a place to sit down so you end up staying in overpriced condo's/hotel's and are charged your first born child for a good meal.
by Pharenhite December 30, 2008
Get the Myrtle Beach mug.Myrtle Beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina. Yes it is redneck, yes tourists are the most annoying accessories here, and yes the only other thing to do besides spend your money on a hotel is too drink. a lot. Regardless, I have lived here for 5 years and the locals here are pretty cool. It doesnt live up to the ultimate stereotype.
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