where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

by S0phzero February 23, 2024

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Where's My Hippo

Los Angeles based, infamous for sticker bombing both the cities of LA and SD with their hippo character. Has recently expanded to include t-shirts.

Ah shit another hippo head, must've been Where's My Hippo

by Herbert C. Hippo July 3, 2009

Where's my fish?

A question asked in reference to the phrase "plenty of other fish in the sea". When searching for a significant other, one is to ask (normally to a friend suggesting that there are other fish), "Where's my fish?"

Compare Found my fish!

"...My boyfriend broke up with me."
"Don't worry; there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Where's my fish?"

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020